Wednesday: Playing in the Sunshine
Three Year Old: "Momma, there is poop all over the grass"
Me: "No, we don't have poop in the grass its aerating. Little pieces of dirt not poop."
Three Year Old: "Not poop?"
Saturday: Shopping Sale Section of Anthropologie:
Three Year Old: "What are these for?"
Me: "What is what for?" - I glance down and see him holding a pair of thong underwear!
Me: "That is underwear"
Three Year Old: "Underwear?" "This is not underwear."
Me: "Not Momma underwear, but big girl underwear like what Noelle wears."
Three Year Old: "Not Momma underwear!"